I solemnly promise to do mischief this year!
I will prank my family and maybe I’ll throw in a friend of two in the mix. I’ll put rubber snakes in drawers attached to a line. I’ll Fold the flat sheet on the bed double, ah, ah, ah!
I will realize one person’s dream. I’ll just make sure someone dreams to meet me.
I’ll come up with new jokes to tell. Okay, so I won’t tell anyone that my son dreams of me as super girl. I just don’t want to be at the center of the joke. Oops, did I just say that out loud?
I will practice mindfulness. If someone is mean to me, I’ll put them in my stories and make sure everybody picks on them.
I will practice tolerance. I’m jumping on the diversity train. Hope they have seat belts on it. You think you’re special? Yeah, you are. Diversity starts with you.
Time to cook! I’ll make sweet hamburgers and salty candies. Who says I cannot rival one of the greatest restaurants in the world? And we’re not eating if we don’t get to try having dinner in total darkness. Also, I’ll teach the kids how to cook so that I don’t have to. It’s in their own interest, you understand.
Finally, I’ll make time for everything. Hit me with any idea and I’ll pounce on it.
2016 has been a terrible year for many people I know, including my family. Blah!
Yes, trials help you learn... a lot!
A moment of silence here, please.
However, enough is enough!
Let’s get cracking on the best year ever!
2017 is your year!
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